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As soon as we departed from camp

Seven year old Sienna

Started a fight about  how it wasn’t right

That she didn’t get to sit with Brooke

I tried to split the conflict by the book

Why don’t you just sit with me instead?

She shoulda shook her head 

But instead she whipped her lanyard tips at my tits

And felt all too happy to belt

I don’t want to sit with THOSE!

I’ve reached a point

Where third graders feel the need to comment on my breasts

It wasn’t something I thought I had to address

But yes

I have two round sacks attached to my chest

And I used to think I was blessed

But damn Green Eggs & Ham 

Have been served up like breakfast

Thelma & Louise have been attacked

Desperately trying to survive a constant car crash

Cause if you look like me 

You need to watch your front

Not your back

 I don’t need to mention my melons attract attention

Like from the teen on Halloween who copped a feel

Shouting Those can’t be real!

What, are they sparkling and teal?

Do they walk and talk and demand

For you to test them out with your sweaty hand

And damn it’s kinda insane that I would complain

Because I admit I put Barnes & Noble here through the most shit

I can't explain why I leave them hanging 

Down to my knees

Stuff them in dresses that won't let them breathe

And heave my leftover snacks inside their cracks

But give me some slack

It's outta whack that

I’ve always done well in school

But kind of fool ends up with a set of double Ds?

God must of been drunk when he created these

He poured an extra helping even though I never said please

I don't have the capacity 

To actively care for these massively large commodities

I can't do geometry and biology at the same time

I was meant to rhyme not run when some slimy bum

Follows me shouting we got chemistry

Because my crop top can't cover enough of my chest to let him know 

I'm not asking for sex

I JUST HAVE ENORMOUS BREASTS

And NO I don't want some fries with that shake

Or another $40 bra to break

It was my mistake 

I shouldn't have just rested them on the table

Because my straps weren't able to elevate Britney & Lindsay to a stable state

And yes

I did wear that low cut dress to mess with you in class

Because you were a dick and I predict that a glance at these tits

Will leave you kissing my ass

And I don't mean to be crass

 But here's a quick tip

You can't just grip one and forget about the other

Like you're milking a cow with a uni-utter

It occurred to me that I utterly

Would like to be 

In the same age and stage as Sienna

When I was flat and Hannah told me that

My boobs would progress if I pressed my chest more regularly

I'd go back and use my right hand more sparingly

Because these standards of beauty are tearing me apart

Who decided to take the sexy out of smart

Thought if I took my sweater puppies for a walk

That would make me hot

And forgot they're just guard dogs for my heart

When I was seven I believed the only thing separating me from beauty 

Was a pair of Double Ds

But now I need a skinnier waist

Less acne on my face

And to embrace every look but my own

Be pretty or alone

But honestly I don't give a crap about your thigh gap

And I'm not going to let 7 year olds on a school bus or tumblr decide

Whether I'm accepted or denied

That's fine, I replied

Because I get to sit within the bra and skin I'm in

And that's the best fucking seat on this entire ride.