Literary Bondage

Guys find me intimidating
I get told it all the time

They're scared of the fact I swear and rhyme

They're afraid that someday I'll write poems about them

Because I can't hem my emotions

I attack the other sex with text and commotion

And the only sign of devotion

I get is when another guy Facebook messages me upset

And asks if he was the subject of my last blog post

They're not into the breed of girls who read

And I don't mean to boast

But to be honest I'm the only girl you'll meet who's into literary bondage

A gem who's into S&M

Similes & Metaphors

I've studied sirens and strumpets

Instead of hoes and whores

I won't be dismissive of being submissive

If subjugation involves conjugation and alliteration

I'd bend over for Homer

The big O that makes my knees turn to jello is Othello

Son, you can put your dick in some Dickinson

Get me a sonnet and I'll jump on it

Try some salvia with Sylvia 

(Plath)

I'll juice your grapes of wrath

I won't be your slam piece but I'll slam pieces

Any place, any time

As long as they're in rhyme

Right now, right here

Pierce me with your Shakespeare

I'll be your crime and punishment

Your pride and prejudice

I first read The Giver in middle school

I wont do you

But I'll haiku you

I haven't done Don Jon but I've felt up Don Quixote

Devoured him like chipotle

I'd be your windmill 

Be still

Get out your great gatsby 

Let's play a new version of the hunger games

Put your sorcerer stone

In a new chamber of secrets

Be the lord of my rings

And trust me

The only STD

You'll catch

Is a Moby Dick

Oh baby, I know about mice AND men

I'm the 10 who's been wuthering your heights

Eclipses and twilights

I know how to kill a mockingbird

And you may call me a nerd

Say I won't touch her because she's into literature

She's well read and has thoughts in her head

I'd rather limbo with a brainless bimbo instead

You've made a mistake

Because if you were awake

You'd see 

I'm the girl of your dreams

It was me

Who taught Yorick how to bone

I can change a tongue and tone

Because I'm a girl who knows how to write

But it's not the only thing I know how to do at night.