AP Comparative

As I'm waiting for the AP to rape me

With multiple choice that berates me

And part twos that degrade me

Back to grade eight

The boy in front of me decides to display

His misplaced mis-placed face

"You know your poem about a girl being abused by poetry really freaked me out."

I restrained my pain and need to shout

Because I've reached a new pathetic peak

The ability to freak out a freak

He tells me I inspired him to tweet 

One of his greatest tweets of all twime

How divine

I said 

When I wished he would just eat me instead

Because that would bring less dread to my head

But I wasn't that strong

Because what was wrong with this kid

Was that he is known for strangling people.

Yes--I can't make this up--strangling people.

They say he got kicked out of private school for it

And thrown in our hall in the fall

I suppose he's never been to the mall

Because he wears Brandeis sweatshirts every day

Okay, I sound like a bitch.

But my personality tends to switch

When someone I despise looks at me with crossed eyes

And states the poetry I create is weird

Last week he tried to convince us that babies are selfish evil creatures

And the 1 child policy in China has been expanded to 3

3!
Fucking 3!

Excuse me

I wrote a poem about how poetry abused me

And it doesn't amuse me

That when I try to be a creative rebel 

It pulls me down to his level

And his hands aren't red

Mine are

Because I said for everyone to jump in my rhetoric car

And it's juvenile of me to think 

That we'd reach the brink of a mile

Before someone said they didn't like the seats

And I'm not allowed to get heated

Because someone read my work

Then got worked up

The earth isn't going to erupt

And bestow on me emerald pens

But if someone is going to say I've produced crap

I'd rather it be my friends.