For Your Own Safety

Please refrain from expressing your emotions

Except in the predesignated areas

This includes

Your own mind

Your best friend’s arms

A hidden folder on your laptop

If you allow your feelings to be expressed

At a party

To a guy

On your blog

On your face

You will be prosecuted for indecent exposure

Anger

Betrayal

Love

Discontent

Fear

Are not permitted on a public platform

And are inappropriate when shared via song lyrics

Or through social media

Thank you for your consideration

And remember, this is for your own safety.